What are you going to do the next time some Jehovah's Witnesses go door to door in your neighborhood?

i live on 30 acres in rural central texas and they would have to ignore the no trespasing sign, jump our electric gate, and walk a quarter mile to get to my front door. anyone not expected is greeted with a shot gun and a "who are u and whats ur business" ... i bet they would sh*t them selves...espesially when i told them im an athiest and they had till the count of 5 to get the hell out of site before i shoot them for trespasing....id love to see them run for their lives into the woods.